I’m a genius. I don’t know why I didn’t think of this years ago. Have you ever lost the remote control while you’re watching TV in bed? I’ve solved that problem with my patent pending “remote control unmisplacer.”

       Just read the line on the bottom. Seriously, somebody got PAID to write that. Have you seen any DUH moments on instructions?? Hit the comment button below and tell me about it!!!

    We have Santa for Christmas presents, the Easter Bunny for Easter & the tooth fairy that gives you money for teeth, but NOTHING for birthdays. Problem solved: I told Aidan that the “birthday monkey” brings presents to good kids…and he can only carry two small presents or one big one because monkeys don’t have big hands. He bought it. Score. Now, you share “the birthday monkey” story with your kids and we’ll have this thing viral and worldwide in a few weeks. Oh, I need to “image” this idea too, so if you’re handy with a pen, draw me a “birthday monkey” and email a picture of it to billykidd@wbee.com I’ll post them as they come in. Is there a story or tall tale that you’ve created and told you kid? I’d LOVE to hear about it. Hit the comment button below and let me know!!