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The Future For Michael Jackson

Friday, June 26th, 2009

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      Ok, that was a little too freaky. Tom and I were on the air talking about celebrities dying in 3’s. Ed McMahon and Farrah Facett had just passed away. On the air we thought outloud “who’s next?” I NEVER in a million years would have thought it would be Michael Jackson. We got word on his condition not 10 minutes after we wondered who could be next. The guy was a musical genius but like many other people with enormous talent, he was troubled. I also felt a little sad when I saw him because he really seemed like a tortured soul to me. Will all the goofyness and accusations overshadow a catalog of hit songs and his influence over popular culture for decades? I guess only time will tell. Here are some of my predictions for his legacy’s future:

-Neverland will be purchased by someone and turned into a shrine, much like Graceland.

-His album sales will skyrocket for the next few months.

-”Victims” will come out of the woodwork looking for money via books and interviews with tabloids.

-His family will turn against each other fighting over money. I know he’s supposedly broke to the tune of millions of dollars, but I can’t believe a guy THAT RICH doesn’t have money sitting in an offshore account somewhere.

-Look for his family to whore out his image and life story for a movie and broadway play.

-There will be at least two more albums of new material released. Michael has a vault full of songs that didn’t make it on his last album. Tupac is STILL putting out new music 10 years after he died.

-Look for a CGI moment at the next Grammy’s…he’ll be singing with someone thru the use of digital technology.

-His doctor will be investigated in relation to Michaels death.

-There will be sightings of MJ just like people see Elvis. The urban legand will go something like “he just didn’t want to deal with the fame and pressure anymore so he faked his death.”

Identity Theft!!!

Friday, March 27th, 2009

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   I was ALMOST robbed of thousands of dollars this week. I found out when I tried to use my debit card and it was denied. We’ve been saving for a house, so I KNEW there was plenty of money in the account. I called my bank and it turns out some scumbag tried to buy $3,000 worth of equipment from a Home Depot in Brooklyn. Thank God my bank flagged the purchases. The loser even called the bank to try and get the purchases approved but they couldn’t provide the correct information so they never got a cent. I had to cut up my debit card and a new one is on the way.

     Has anyone ever tried to steal YOUR identity?! What happened? Click the comment button below and let me know.

Do ladies HAVE to wear makeup all the time?!

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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     A friend of mine is home sick today and she just updated her facebook with something like “I really need to go to the store and get some more medicine but I don’t feel well enough to take a shower and put on makeup.” WHAT?! Ladies, do you really think you’re judged if you go to a store without makeup? Guys, do you even care?! Hit the comment button and let me know.